Hi! I'm Kaelyn, a crazy college fangirl. Basically, this where I'll be posting lots of BBC Sherlock, Merlin, and TONS of Supernatural. Ask Box is at the bottom of the page :)
Derek Hale is living a peaceful life full of joy happiness and therapy whilst Stiles Stilinski drives his jeep to and from the station, where he works, because she can’t handle long drives anymore but she’s still his first love that gets the important jobs. Oh, he’s also in therapy.
You know how Eli looks like Stiles. Well I have a headcanon and it is not that Stiles got pregnant through magic.
My headcanon is simply that Eli’s mom looked a lot like Stiles, which could be considered a little mundane until you consider the comedy involved with a stepdad Stiles and Eli being out together in public.
People assume Stiles is Eli’s biological father until one of them corrects said person. I want it to be Eli in which case he can go two ways (both are hilarious)
1. Eli jokes about his dad having a type.
2. Eli jokes about how he always knew his dad and Stiles would get together because look at him (Eli gestures to his own face and then to Stiles) it wasn’t rocket science to figure out the old man was a little hung up on Stiles.
I just think the implications are hilarious. Stiles would never feel insecure ever. If anyone asks him how he remains so secure in his relationship with Derek all he would have to do is gesture to Eli.
All I’m saying is it takes a special type of pining to have a son that looks and acts scarily similar to this one high schooler who you went through multiple brushes with death with, saved their life, had them save your life, and shared many very emotionally charged (possibly tender) moments with.
“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.
Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this
was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said “JESUS CAN HELP YOU” and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said “taskrabbit: call jesus torres” and his phone number
